Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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