The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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