Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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