hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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