actually, I'm a sock model
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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