its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
there was a trapeze. enough said
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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