I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
wow bdsm is so cute
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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