Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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