when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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