i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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