why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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