im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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