Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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