hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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