i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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