I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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