Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
