I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
True college students do jello shots in the library
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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