420 ftw
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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