tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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