so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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