i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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