Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize