so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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