You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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