I molested 6 butterflies tonight
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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