Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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