I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
Randomize
