like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
The best revenge is premature balding
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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