You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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