He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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