and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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