Plan B is the new Plan A
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
so much tequila, so little girl.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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