You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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