we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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