Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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