don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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