her vagine was all disorganized.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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