yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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