AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
The adults are the big ones right?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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