So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
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