Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
You did what with his pubic hair?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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