I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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