So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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