real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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