Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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