I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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