I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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