her vagine was all disorganized.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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