The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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