nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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