Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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