she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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