You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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