Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
