I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize